You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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