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Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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