batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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