Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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