I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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