We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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