fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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