i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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