Don't you send me to vm
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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