sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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