Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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