So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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