I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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