so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I could make wine with my vomit
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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