Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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