Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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