dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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