What a fucking waste of an outfit
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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