I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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