My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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