I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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