So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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