How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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