So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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