: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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