I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Randomize
