its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Oh Jesus.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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