We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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