The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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