Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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