So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
