i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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