Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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