Don't you send me to vm
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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