I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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