how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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