Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
