just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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