if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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