My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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