I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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