dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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