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(314): View more from Missouri

Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.

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(314): Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot. http://tfl.nu/bk2l

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(703): View more from Virginia

party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.

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(703): party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come. http://tfl.nu/yys7

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.

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(828): I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995. http://tfl.nu/siku

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(605): View more from South Dakota

you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?

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(605): you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out? http://tfl.nu/fgrz

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(502): View more from Kentucky

After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.

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(502): After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza. http://tfl.nu/j0sn

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(214): View more from Texas

I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."

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(214): I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused." http://tfl.nu/qcvq

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(908): View more from New Jersey

this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night

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(908): this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night http://tfl.nu/eq6t

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(636): View more from Missouri

Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"

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(636): Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!" http://tfl.nu/8gr1

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.

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(609): I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth. http://tfl.nu/cul4

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(757): View more from Virginia

YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.

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Wait, that's an option?

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(757): YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE. (1-757): Wait, that's an option? http://tfl.nu/2xp5

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(310): View more from California

Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.

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(310): Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure. http://tfl.nu/ptmp

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(650): View more from California

Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.

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(650): Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what. http://tfl.nu/elzg

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(763): View more from Minnesota

you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work

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(763): you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work http://tfl.nu/lqsd

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(315): View more from New York

That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.

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(315): That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature. http://tfl.nu/jo7c

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.

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(603): Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese. http://tfl.nu/2k4q

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