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  I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation

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• (619): View more from California

  You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.

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• (760): View more from California

  I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It's like fucking tetris in this bed

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Is her dick bigger than yours?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course

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