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(424): View more from California

I'd wear matching sweaters with you

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(516): View more from New York

im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test

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(513): View more from Ohio

you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar

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(415): View more from California

they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..

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(847): View more from Illinois

Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now

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(410): View more from Maryland

So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.

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When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.

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(434): View more from Virginia

I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew

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(860): View more from Connecticut

if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?

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