After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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