Porn is love you can see.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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