dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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