a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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