I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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