This girl is more easily done than said...
I bet he comes in French.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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