I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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