what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
well most of my day revolves around power hour
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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