so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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