it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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