i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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