Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
