Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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